Moving on up (moving on up) to the east side (to the east side!)

Well it seems as though another month has past, and what a month it has been.  First, my dog runs away, then I failed one of my classes, then my mom won some radio contest, and finally I learned I'm a pathological Liar.


Actually none of those are true.  I am a liar, but not a pathological.  However it is true that a lot has happened, almost too much to fathom.  So much has happened, that it would be impossible to sum up, ever. Which is why I have decided to only pick a few events, and then quickly (and incorrectly) elaborate on them as if they were in some way important to you.   Let's take a look and what goes on behind closed doors...


To get this thing rolling, lets start off with the our house being torn down.  The main reason I haven't updated this blog sooner was because our house was being torn down around us, and we were scrambling to get our stuff out before the whole house came crumbling down crushing us like pancakes.  Well, not exactly, but at least that's what if felt like.  It's probably best to start from the beginning on this one. What happened was that the owners of the house we were renting decided that they would like to redevelop the current property into something more profitable.  So my family and I were forced to evacuate the premises before July 1.  Which meant that we had to, once again, pack all of our belongings up (7 peoples belongings adds up to a lot of stuff) and find a house suitable for 7 people, and then move all our stuff there.  We found a nice house (thanks to our good friends, the Flannagan's) but we still had to pack everything, and it was a lot of stuff. Everything from our clothes, to food, to computer, to my fudge, to blankets all still needed to be packed.  It was insane.  Many a night my parents stayed up to the early morn throwing things in boxes, labeling, and complaining.  It seemed as though every time we packed one thing, another would spring up in its place. But finally we got everything packed and ready to go(OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!)

Even though we had everything packed we still had the challenge of moving our stuff to their house.  Now, I don't know if I've ever mentioned it before, but I hate moving (mainly because I have to do the moving).  I already had to move all our crap once, now I have to do it again.  I had to move our boxes, dressers, tv's, freezer, beds, couches, piano, and for some reason we have an abnormal amount off all those things.  And to add insult to injury, I had move all this stuff in the sweltering heat.  I was sweatier then John Goodman I tell ya.  My skin felt as though it covered in sticky syrup.  Oh it was awful. I told my mom that next time we move we are getting  professional movers.  However, I'm still not moving ever.  And If I do, I am going to buy no furniture or appliances, just light, easy to carry things.  Also, I learned what I really look for in a women; her ability to carry boxes.


But now I'm here, sitting in my fan-conditioned office, finally enjoying internet and not having to move (boxes). Oh, and bee-tee-dubs (BTW), I am flying back to Lethbridge on July the 14. Just fo yo infomation.




Things I want
(Over the years I have told my parents and friends of various things I want.  These are said things I want. I guess they are sort of, a Christmas list for life.  Or if you aren't Christian, a grocery list for wal-mart)

-I want to have the power of laser vision, but I don't want to be able to control it.
-I want for all policemen to have to wear Halloween masks when dealing with inebriated people.  Cause how scary would it be if you are on drugs and the an alien arrests you?  Could you imagine being pulled over for DUI and the wolf-man asks "license and registration please?"
-If I ever lose my hand, I want to replaced with any of the following:

• A live crocodile
• A badminton racket
• A balloon
• One of those reachy grabby things for elderly people
• A cheetah head
• A shark head
• A hook
• The wrong hand
• A soup  ladel
• A nintendo power glove
• Neil Diamond

-I want to be a crossing guard just so I could stand in traffic, wearing a wizard outfit, and yell "You shall not pass!"
-I want the power of flight, that way if I ever bomb a job interview I could just fly out of the office window. They would be so amazed they would have to give me a job!
-I want all cops to be like Horatio Cane from CSI Miami and use bad puns whenever anything significant happens.
-I want Pokemon to be real just so I can sleep on a snorlax
-I want to be the Avatar...from the cartoon Last Air Bender Avatar, not the blue Dances-with-Wolves Avatar
-I want a peg leg
-I want to eat a 100 dollar steak, and demand they bring me a second helping.
-I want to eat the second helping
-I want to go to a drive thru, order my food, then as I go up to pay just chuck my change in through the window.
-I want to go to a drive thru, order a whole bunch of food, pay for it, then leave without picking up the food.

Thats it for this blog.  As always, follow me on twitter, fan me and Facebook, or just stalk me.  (One of those options is illegal)